· Brazilian bombshells Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros together again at last for the first time like you've always seen them before. Or something. (latenightpictures.com)

· Ladies, buy a solar powered swimsuit and use your hotness to make this nation energy independent. (shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· Men, do not buy these cock slippers, unless of course, your foot fetish demands it. (sexornot.blogspot.com)

· Was Italian porn legend Moana Pozzi murdered? If you consider assisted suicide to be murder, then yeah. (corrieretandem.com)

· A New York State appeals court rules that words can "depict" sexual content, and not just images. So go fuck yourself. (13wham.com)

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