· Oh, Britney Spears ... we can never forget about you. Seriously, why can't we ever forget about you? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· An unidentified "adult toy" shut down a New Zealand post office last week by causing a bomb scare. They can call in bomb threats now? (kget.com, via reginalynn.com)

· Read the heartwarming story of University of Texas-El Paso students who found their way into Playboy's Girls of Conference USA issue. See, that college degree will pay for itself. (newspapertree.com)

· The folks at Found Magazine want your dirty Polaroids. Ideally they should be of other people, but we're sure if you take some of yourself and send them in they're not going to know the difference. (LAist)

· The very lovely Savanna Samson isn't just an eminent vintner; she's apparently a huge opera fan as well. The lady has class! (xfanz.com)

· According to the experts at BuzzFeed, cuckolding is the new black. Or maybe it's the new . We get confused about things like this sometime. (buzzfeed.com)

· While officials in Brighton, Michigan, decide what to do with a bothersome nude statue, some helpful citizen decided on his own to just knock it over. Problem solved! (clickondetroit.com)

· Elsewhere in the midwest, Ohio politics heats up over a controversial new strip club bill. It's not kind of bill you stick in a g-string; we checked. (cleveland.com)

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