· Zoo Weekly looks out for the environment by recycling some Keeley Hazell beach photos. Must be some kind of belated Earth Day thing. (dailypoa.com)

· If you're having trouble slithering your way out of a sticky situation because of all that Astroglide you ordered, try consulting this slick list of slippery excuses. (homemade-sex-toys.com)

· Kira Kener settles her lawsuit against Vivid, in which she claimed she got a disease from a previously used sex toy. Sterilization is your friend, people! (cbs2.com)

· We like Benny Bennassi as much as the next perv, but to describe his videos as "X-rated hardcore pornography" is stretching the truth just a bit. Sigh ... if only ... (cnews.canoe.ca)

· In France, American Apparel ads come with tits. Why does American Apparel hate America? (wetamericandream.com)

· An Arkansas man wants $20,000 because his teenage sons were "disturbed" by finding "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book" in their local library. Disturbed? Is that what the kids call it these days? (nwaonline.net)

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