If you belonged to the American Dairyman's Council, naturally you'd think that "Milk My Ass" was some new form of extracting your bread and butter, as it were, from a lady. How horribly wrong you'd be. Instead, this title features the anal creampie, which more or less involves tricking God twice; first you go for the wrong hole, but then you also avoid the porn trope of letting go on your partner's glossy surfaces by pulling out just enough to ensure no ass babies are created.

Funny, Luscious Lopez doesn't look lactose intolerant.- GP

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