· We're struggling to find new words to describe babes like Patricia Manterola. We guess the old ones like "hot," "smoking," and "boobalicious" will have to do. (latenightpictures.com)

· An elementary school principal gets caught on tape having sex with two different teachers and the parents got a copy of the DVD. Finally, a school sex scandal we can get behind! (wbbm780.com)

· Can you judge a sex book by its cover? Of course you can. (bookslut.com, via sexuality.about.com)

· Headline of the week: "King beats off Italian panty challenge". We don't think that needs an explanation, do you? (thelocal.se, via Fark)

· More letter to the editor goodness: "There is no need to go into detail and explain how to give or receive any type of sexual act." Well, we don't read newspapers for the news. (uwaterloo.ca)

· Geez, can't a church put up a few billboards with people having sex on them without a bunch of goody-goodys getting bent out of shape? (firstcoastnews.com)

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