· So Joe Francis hasn't even been in jail for two days and he's already been accused of bribing a guard and possessing contraband pills. Add that to the tax evasion and contempt of court and this guy is on fire! (newsherald.com)

· It seems that at least one of our Gawker brothers and sisters actually reads Playboy for the articles. We suppose somebody has to. (Gawker)

· If Amazon.com is sending you emails recommending a new vibrator, chances are they know something you don't. (theregister.co.uk)

· A Japanese corporate ritual going on this month involves serious business men dressed in nude body suits that make them look like big breasted women. Oh, someone has got to send us pictures of that. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· A new study says that when presented with nude photos men will usually look at the face first, before looking at other parts of the body. That's our story and we're sticking to it. (livescience.com)

· Breckenridge, Colorado's Women of Ski Patrol 2007-2008 (sorta) nude calendar is on sale now. But we haven't even worn out our 2006-2007 calendars yet! (summitdaily.com)

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