· This just in: Scarlett Johansson will continue to not be naked in her movies. You guys just weren't praying hard enough. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Gemma Atkinson isn't quite there either, but she is trying. Maybe next time she'll remember to drop the sheet. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Workers in the Bahamas are up in arms over all the nude and gay tourists using their resort. Hey, if you can't be nude or gay in the Bahamas, then what's the point even having an island? (jonesbahamas.com)

· Embedding top-secret military information into porn files is the hottest new espionage tactic. Because no one will think to look there, right? (yomiuri.co.jp)

· Forget "citizen journalism"—we need more "citizen porn." They didn't put phones on cameras just so you could take pictures of funny street signs. (mbmagazine.co.uk)

· "Sex, Death and Desire" is pretty much what we deal with all day. Who knew our lives could be considered art? (evolutionpublishing.com.au)

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