If you're going away this Spring Break to say ... early 2002, don't forget to pack your Hussy Trucker Hat! These high-quality, one-size-fits-all mesh caps are the perfect accessory to wear to your first Interpol show—and best of all, each one comes silk-screened with a vintage erotic photograph that is even more out-of-date then your headgear, yet somehow still fashionable. It's like retro times two, man! Once the hipster chicks see one these babies plopped askew above your asymmetrical haircut, you'll be knee deep in ironically detached pussy. Not that you'll care, of course, because that shit is so over anyway.

· Hussy Vintage Trucker Hats (hussyhats.com)

Previously: Trucker Hat Girls, Indierotica: Party Photos by DJ Jess, LastNightsParty: The Book, Merlin Bronques @ Nerve

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