· These "new" Keeley Hazell pictures look suspiciously familiar, which means either that they've been published before or they came to us in a dream. There's a pretty good chance it's the latter, so we better link to them anyway just to be safe. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

· Meanwhile, Tara Reid treats us all to an eyeful of some old friends, minus those uncomfortable-looking plastic surgery scars this time around. Everything old really is new again! (egotastic.com)

· How can the porn industry combat piracy? Turn everything into a live broadcast. Sorry, no do-overs. (news.com.com)

· This story about three Mexican cab drivers showing porn in their taxis also sounds like a repeat, but it isn't. Cab drivers just really like their porn. (foxnews.com)

· Students raise quite a ruckus by printing a special "sex issue" of their high school newspaper. Boy, some kids will do anything to piss off their parents. (unionleader.com)

· A Florida newspaper editor concludes that a bill to ban Girls Gone Wild TV commercials will not stop online porn, as if the two were somehow related. Also, he believes everything he reads on the internet. (t-g.com)

· A town in Germany apparently has a problem with too many people having sex outdoors, which is why we've added it to our itinerary for that next trip to Europe. (iol.co.za)

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