In which we look back at the week that was ...

· We were almost banished to the Siberia of the internet ... and then we weren't.
· You know, there really are a lot of pornstars named Ava.
· Jada Fire will make you wet. Literally.
· How much would you pay for one night with Kylie Ireland and Ginger Lynn? If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
· Belladonna will cut you, man, and you will like it.
· Vote for Al Goldstein and make the White House safe for blowjobs again.
· Recycle your dildos and save a tree ... or something. We think that's how it works.
· The new Miss USA is here. Long live the cameltoe!
· Our government will let nothing stand in the way of the War on Porn, not even its own lawyers.
· Balloons make everybody happy.
· We barely even know what Twitter is and people are already using it to jerk off. Isn't this a great country?

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