· This is what Christina Aguilera looks like when she's dressing casual. You should see her when she actually tries to get attention. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Sex workers in Vancouver want to form a business co-operative. We think that means you get a discount on threesomes. (canada.com)

· Doctors turn to sex shops to find anatomically correct models of the most "delicate" parts of the human body, because no one cries when you accidentally break a King Dong. (ibnlive.com)

· London police are worried about an increase in sex traffic during the Olympics ... which doesn't start for another five years. Is this considered premature investigation? (nzherald.co.nz)

· South Korea declares war on foreign porn sites. We hope we don't get stranded in the DMZ. (hankooki.com)

· What can the gambling industry learn from porn? They're already better at screwing people. (gambling911.com)

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