· Three things we know about Almudena Fernandez: she's sexy, she looks great in lingerie, and ... uh, she's sexy. What were we saying again? (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· GoDaddy needs a new pair of breasts corporate spokesmodel to hawk whatever it is they sell. Apparently it's not breasts. (godaddygirls.com, via adrants.com)

· Ohnoez!!1!! Pornography has us all in a "Death Grip!" That's funny ... we don't feel sick. (catholic.org)

· An Australian Rules football star shares his thoughts on life: "You haven't lived until you've had (a beauty queen) snort coke off your dick." Wow ... we have got to watch more Australian Rules football. (theage.com.au)

· Not busy this week? Head on down to the Bulgarian Eros Show. Eastern European pornstars! Free AIDS tests! Any reason at all to go to Bulgaria! (novinite.com)

· Nordic countries spend a lot of time thinking about pornography and society. Well, if you lived in a place that was dark six months of the year, how would you kill the time? (norden.org + icelandreview.com)

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