· Mario Testino shoots a sexy spread for V Magazine that's practically made for folks whose offices aren't overrun by naked chicks. We could never work in a place like that. (popbytes.com)

· Slight update to yesterday's Ashley Massaro post: A tipster points out that according to Wikipedia (never wrong!), 2007 was not her first go-around with the Playboy company. Let the back issue hunting commence! (wikipedia.org - thanks David)

· Kids, if you're going to skip school to attend the "Boobs on Bikes" parade, try not to get your picture put on the front page of the local newspaper while you're at it. (stuff.co.nz)

· A German brothel is now offering an early bird special for retirees, because nothing beats an afternoon roll in the hay before Matlock comes on. (uk.reuters.com)

· A survey claims 20 percent of men cuddle with a teddy bear when sleeping alone. Are you sure they didn't mean a Teddy Babe? (We know what the girls are cuddling with.) (iol.co.za)

· A man breaks into a house, fixes himself a snack and then falls asleep, naked. No, actually, this isn't the same story we posted yesterday—it's just a really popular thing to do, apparently. (wafb.com)

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