· "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" will take the first crack at cannibalizing dramatizing the Anna Nicole Smith saga for a episode starring proto-"Buffy" and former Playboy model Kristy Swanson due in May. Geez, she's been dead a whole month already—what's taking so long? (Defamer)

· Israel's ambassador to El Salvador is sent home after police found him drunk and wearing nothing but a ball gag. It's called "an exchange of cultures," people. (bbc.co.uk)

· We still haven't figured out HD DVD or Blue-Ray and now a third company wants to enter the high-definition game? We want our VCR back! (xbiz.com)

· Have you heard of this new drug called Viagra? This newspaper lady says it's like, the latest thing for people who want boners. Who knew?! (observer.guardian.co.uk)

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