· Finally, condoms that will tell you how to put it in, after you put it on. Protective and educational! (charlesandmarie.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· A new Helmut Newton retrospective—and upcoming documentary—look at the career of the man who kept the art photography world safe for hot naked models. (On a related note, it's time for any and all "Bringing Sexy Back" headlines to die a painful death.) (nysun.com)

· Prosecutors in Washington, D.C., want a judge to put a gag order on a woman accused of running a brothel with several high-powered customers. The woman says she'll agree to it, but it's going to cost them a little extra up front. (thesmokinggun.com)

· We're all for allowing women who want to be sex workers to choose that career, but telling an unemployed woman to join a brothel or lose her benefits is a little too "bitch, where's my money" for our tastes. (telegraph.co.uk)

· The only business that seems to make more money than porn these days is the porn addiction recovery business. At least we can help you with the addiction part. (newsnet.byu.edu)

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