· Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs are on fire this week. Well, not literally, but it's true that we've never met two better advertisements for bras. (egotastic.com)

· Funny, we don't remember having to use the Donkey Punch controller form the last time we played WarioWare. Maybe we just haven't reached that level yet. (vgcats.com - thanks Jonas)

· A fur protestor breaks up a fashion show by taking her clothes off. The audience agreed it was the best outfit of the night. (stuff.co.nz)

· A loud, moralizing talk show host asking a female guest if she'd like to pose for some nude pictures = awwwwkward. (Gawker)

· How do you get a convicted felon down off the top of a 72-foot pole? Send him nude pictures of his wife. That punchline will be much funnier once you realize what the hell we're talking about. (dw-world.de + news.scotsman.com)

· Even in conservative Pakistan dancing girls are quite popular. Hmm ... we wonder why that is? (smh.com.au)

· Wanted: "hot-bodied young men" to pose for a nude painting. Don't worry: It's for art's sake, but you will still be treated like a sex object. (indiatimes.com)

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