· You'll never be in danger of going extinct as long as you use these pick-up lines ... provided the person you use them on thinks Darwinian evolution is hot. (skepchick.org)

· Katie Price shows off her baby bump. You can't miss it—it's the one smaller one just below her two bigger bumps. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Sienna Miller is apparently not a big fan of bikini tops. We understand; even we get a little sick of them sometimes too. (egotastic.com)

· Universal sues Perez Hilton for the topless Jennifer Aniston photos it claims were stolen. Guess no one told them about the 337 other bloggers who posted them as well. (thesmokinggun.com)

· Women's Health Magazine hands out its First Annual Sex Awards. No, you didn't win one. (womenshealthmag.com)

· That Canadian cellphone company that was going to make a fortune off mobile porn, decides that maybe it's not worth the hassle from all those protestors. Guess it's back to downloading it the old fashioned way. (theglobeandmail.com)

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