· Beyonc made a lot of 13-year-old boys very happy this week. A few adults too.
· Now you can say you knew Dana DeArmond, Mika Tan, and Naomi before they were famous.
· Tristan Taormino has that AVN Award taste in her mouth and she's back for more.
· This just in: Michael Lucas and Federico Fellini are not the same person.
· We give the new Talking Head Rabbit Vibrator an 87. It keeps a good beat and you can dance to it.
· We have a feeling more people still have their dog-eared copy of the September 1994 issue of Playboy than like Bravo's "Top Design."
· What do pornstars like about porn? We think the non-stop, mind-blowing sex might be a factor.
· The rumors are true: Jennifer Aniston has nipples.
· Who is better equipped to catalog the world of porn then a bunch of obsessive, computer-enabled know-it-alls?
· Finally, we want to thank all our readers for stopping by this week. Sorry about destroying your lives!

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