· Have you ever wondered what Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models look like with their clothes on? Yeah, us neither. (egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· A completely unscientific survey says female gamers get laid more than regular girls. No, the Whorecraft girls don't count. (wired.com)

· Neither rain nor heat nor a giant fucking blizzard will stay some folks from streaking during a live newscast. (gorillamask.net)

· Found on a UK government jobs website: "Trampling/Domination Person ... Previous experience would be advantageous but not essential ... Must be open minded." Sounds great, but what about the benefits? (spinneyhead.co.uk)

· Putting a giant penis poster in your backyard is not the best way to settle neighborhood disputes, especially when you're running for mayor. (azcentral.com)

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