If Kim "I don't need the money" Kardashian herself isn't directly responsible for the impending release of that sex video that was the main subject of tabloid fodder this week until Anna Nicole came along (er, went away) and stole all her thunder, she should at least be glad that whoever is behind it is doing an exemplary job of doling out bits and bobs to ensure that interest in the subject remains acute. Alas, there's none of the alleged golden showering in any of the PG-13 teasers that have "leaked" out since Vivid announced that the full "30 minutes of explicit sex" version hits stores on February 28, but we're sure it's just a matter of time before the sounds of millions of fingers drumming on desktops while waiting for RapidShare downloads to queue reaches a thundering crescendo. In the meantime, let's remind ourselves once again not to get our hopes up too much; after all, have we already forgotten that even the promise of some hot Dirty Sanchez action isn't all it's cracked up to be where C-list celebrity sex tapes are concerned?

· "I am - Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape of the Day" (drunkenstepfather.com)
· "EXCLUSIVE! Kim K and Ray J Sex Tape Clip" (WOW Report)

Previously: Kim Kardashian, "Superstar", Wet Spots: Hot Celebrity Blindsiding Action!

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