Ashley Fires is an interweb superstar, but she has the same problems as a vegetarian in terms of unrealistic expectations.

"What do you do?" I asked.

"Girls," she said. "Only girls. But it's not as if people respect that. I'll get three calls in a row. 'I've got an anal scene for you' 'No - I only do girls'. 'I've got a blowjob scene for you' 'I ONLY DO GIRLS'. It's frustrating."

"I'm sorry."

"It's like, How many cocks in my ass do I need to take to do girls?" - GP

· Ashley Fires (hotashleyfires.com)

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