Morning Wood: Non Kosher Porn

· A warning to all our observant Jewish readers out there: TightFit's "Assraelis" is not officially kosher. If we were more on top of things this morning, we could probably work a matzo ball joke in here somewhere too. (assraelis.com + avn.com)

· Our own Gal Friday Violet Blue and a few other lovely clowns of our acquaintance make Forbes' first "Web Celeb" list. As far as we're concerned, though, you're nobody unless some website is trying to sell your homemade sex tape. (forbes.com)

· It looks like Rachel Hunter's bikini wearing days are far from over. She can still show those kids a thing or two. (taxidrivermovie.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· Pierce Brosnan nearly freezes to death filming a nude scene in the snow, in sub-zero temperatures. Kinda makes the new James Bond look like a pussy. (starpulse.com)

· A Korean website owner is fined $10 million for implying that his site was actually owned by a famous actor. To be fair, with a name like Twist Kim, the actor probably should be in the porn business. (hankooki.com)

· Erotic goodies store Boudoir Essentials is holding an online kissing contest, and giving away bedroom toys to the winning couple. Oh, wait ... it's just regular old kissing on the lips? Never mind. (boudoiressentials.com, via avn.com)

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