· Finally! Scott Baio is shopping a book that shares the details of his legendary Hollywood conquests. Although we suppose we could do without the "Liza Minelli wanted my Chachi sperm" chapter. (radaronline.com; more @ Defamer)

· Get the lowdown on Second Life's BDSM community. What do you use for a safe word when you're being dominated by a pixel? Ctrl-Alt-Del? (theregister.com)

· How come instead of lesbian nurses, the only thing we ever get when we go to the hospital is a shot in the ass? And not the good kind. (kerppu.net)

· Wonkette's "Ask A Lobbyist" feature gets to the bottom of trading sex for political influence. As if anyone would ever actually sleep with a member of Congress without getting paid for it. (Wonkette)

· Brad Pitt reveals how strippers changed his life. You know, beyond the obvious ways that strippers change everyone's life. (people.com)

· As this photo gallery proves, last month's Condom Festival in Bangkok was ribbed for her pleasure. You can never be too careful. (webshots.com)

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