DVD: Private’s “Porn Wars” Trilogy

Given the fact that it walked away with awards for both Best Foreign Feature and Best Special Effects at this year's AVN Awards—not to mention its obvious porn geek appeal—it's curious that we neglected to mention anything about Private's epic "Porn Wars" when its first installment was released last fall. (Maybe we just got in confused with all that other "Star Wars"-themed smut we've come across over the years?) Starring a bevy of Eurohotties including Fleshbot fave Victoria Swinger, the second DVD in the three-episode series began shipping a few weeks ago—and while there's still precious little metal bikini action in evidence on Private's otherwise splashy website and although most of the sabres on view are of the standard flesh-and-blood variety, it's still worth checking out if your intergalactic fuck fantasies have outgrown the possibilities offered by the slash fiction scene. And besides, that whole receding exposition text thing never gets old.

· Private's "Porn Wars" (galleries and previews @ private.com)
· Order: "Porn Wars", "Porn Wars 2", and "Porn Wars 3" (adultdvdempire.com)

Previously: Ode to Star Wars, Princess Leia's Metal Bikini Forever!, Darth Vader Fetish Babe, "Star Wars" Sex Fiction, Bai Ling in Playboy, Jar Jar Porn, Scout Walker Sex