We'll say this for Paris Hilton: her timing is impeccable. Whenever it seems like Britney or Lindsay or even (heaven forbid) her own close personal friend Kim Kardashian might actually take away her title of most talked about celebrity trainwreck icon, she swoops in with a little well-placed nipple and, BOOM ... instant headlines. Like a villain in a bad slasher flick, she simply refuses to stay down. Even worse, just when you think she's done for good, that's when she's mostly likely to strike. While we still maintain that we can't really miss her if she never goes away, we do confess a small bit of respect of the tenacity with which Paris stays in the spotlight. It gets us every time.

· Paris Hilton Nipple Slip Pictures (egotastic.com)

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