· Fine ... here's one last set of* naughty Santa photos, courtesy of Ana Beatriz Barros. Merry Frickin' Christmas. *(Ed. note: Sorry, we couldn't resist.) (bastardly.com)

· See former Miss Nevada Katie Rees in all her uncensored glory. When can we go back to not caring about the Miss USA pageant again? (splashnewsonline.blogspot.com)

· Bill O'Reilly claims that women who like fake Christmas trees also like fake breasts. We think we know who the real boob is in this story. (mediamatters.org)

· Nude calendar ... blah blah ... charity ... blah blah blah ... female rally car drivers. Hey, that's new one. (channel4.com)

· Need something to help get you in the mood for the Global Orgasm For World Peace today? This helpful guide to Czech orgies should put you in the right spirit. (sturtle.com)

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