· A concert promoter is using photos of Britney, Paris, and Lindsay's exposed hoo-has to gain attention for their event. Are they trying to convince people to not show up? (adage.com)

· Meanwhile, we'd much rather see Britney helping to spread a little holiday cheer via Christmas cards like this. God knows she's helped make our December a little merrier as far as web traffic is concerned. (prettyontheoutside.typepad.com, via Pink Is The New Blog)

· Massive multi-player online role playing games are pretty geeky, unless the role you're playing is a strip club manager. Then it's just kinda sad. (hittintheclubs.com)

· Speaking of geeks, you should get the special one in your life a solar powered USB bikini. If the girl who is wearing it isn't hot enough, maybe you can plug in a toaster or something. (Gizmodo)

· The always plucky Kelly Brook enjoys the power of latex, though she might want to look into trying a bit of talcum powder or corn starch next time to help with any further potential chafing issues. Trust us—we know whereof we speak. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· We all know about Jell-O and mud wrestling, but mashed potato wrestling? Where do they find enough gravy? (stltoday.com)

· Here's a handy guide for businessmen looking for some grown up fun in Chicago ... in 1959. If you ever find yourself at a time travelers' convention, this will be perfect. (iowahawk.typepad.com, via Boing Boing)

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