This past weekend, New York's Porno Jim finally stepped down off his soapbox to stop preaching about better porn and started making it. The ringmaster of the Porno Jim Show has has been obsessively watching porn for years and helping newbie viewers figure out which of the 12,000 titles yearly they might actually be able to keep food down while watching. His directorial debut "Hooking Up" is set in the Greatest City in the World, and the plot revolves around a crazy birthday party that Page Morgan's neighbor throw for her in a Brooklyn loft. The party features a variety of entertainments, including a non-euphemistic sword swallower and Riley Mason, Simone Valentino, Tommy Pistol and Zak Sabbath doing what they do best. (You know, that thing with the nudity and the body parts squishing together?) Explore Porno Jim's podcast archives while you check out someshots from the "Hooking Up" shoot last week. Remember: the future of porn is in your hands.-AR

· The Porno Jim Show: "Because America Needs Better Porn" (pornojim.com)
· "Hooking Up" Preview Gallery (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Photos by Burke Heffner (thingstolookat.com)

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