· This eBay auction is the closest you will ever get to Jessica Alba's bra. And you still have to pay for shipping and handling. (ebay.com)

· The CEO of Seagate does not mince words about his company. "Let's face it, we're not changing the world. We're building a product that helps people buy more crap - and watch porn." It's like we were separated at birth or something. (money.cnn.com)

· Amsterdam is cracking down on their famous "red light" windows, because people are using them for other crimes. Why do money-launderers always have to cheapen something innocent like prostitution? (msnbc.msn.com)

· Speaking of sex work, meet the Washington, DC, madam who kept her "employees" up-to-date with regular newsletters. Why don't more pimps show this kind of initiative? (thesmokinggun.com)

· Twenty million British people have had an orgasm in last 24 hours. By the way, could you guys keep the noise down over there? (thesun.co.uk)

· Despite having all that sex, those Britons don't seem to know that much about it. They do love their sex surveys, don't they? (reuters.co.uk)

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