Guys, do you like your penis? Ladies, do you like their penises (or have a strapon that needs a little perking up)? Well, if there's anyone who does like the cock, it's Durex, judging by this promotional site devoted to our little (and not-so-little) friends. (The condoms are a nice gesture too.) This amusing time-waster features a penis name generator, user-submitted videos of dudes humping inanimate objects, and even little costumes to print out and cover Mr. Happy with—all wrapped around a semi-interactive video hosted by an attractive young actress, who was hopefully getting paid by the number of times she said "penis." As far as corporate-sponsored websites go, this is one of the better ones we've seen, though it kind of depends on how funny you think it is to give your pecker a name like "The Little German." In other words, your mileage may vary.

· The Pants Whisperer (thepantswhisperer.com, via adrants.com)

Previously: The Dildo Diaries, The Evaluatress: What You Don't Know Can Hurt You, Miss Magnum: Lick It Up!

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