The people have spoken (or at least clicked): An overnight surge propelled Joanna Angel to a decisive victory over Scarlett Johansson and an overeager Keeley Hazell in our Election Day poll—meaning that for the next two years, the tattooed one will be our new Head of State (and Head), as well as Babe-in-Chief of the Fleshbot Armed Forces. We're still crunching the exit poll data, so were not exactly sure what it was that put Joanna over the top, though it probably had something do with her position on ass-fucking and maybe some eleventh hour electioneering on MySpace. We can only hope that in the spirit of bipartisanship she'll ask her fellow candidates to join in her cabinet (Dana for Secretary of Threeways?), but at the very least we hope for a smooth transition of power. The country has been divided for too long, though if anyone can help the red and blue states come together ... we know Joanna's up for it.

· Decision 2006: The Great Babe Debate

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