· Remember those Cameron Diaz NippleWatch™ pics we showed you awhile back? Well, here are the officially sanctioned photos from that day, complete with appropriate levels of sideboob. It's so tasteful, it's disgusting.(egotastic.com)

· So a naked couple runs into a Waffle House in Nashville. Sorry, that's the whole joke. (w/ video @ wbir.com)

· Breaking: Sometimes, pornstars look really, really stupid when they're having sex. Don't laugh—it could happen to you! (savemanny.blogspot.com)

· Food porn, apartment porn, financial porn? All those unimaginative writers out there need to stop confusing us all the time. (And what the hell is a "phrasedick," anyway?) (nytimes.com, also @ chron.com)

· First it was pornstar bibles; now there's "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" clothing? Wow, those people sure get a lot of loving. (prleap.com + insidebayarea.com)

· In Malaysia, some folks are upset about a newspaper article that "spoke of this and that position and I am not talking about positions during a football game." Too bad ... that would be a fun game. (thestar.com.my)

· HD-DVD or Blue Ray? When will the porn industry figure this out so that rest of the world can follow their lead? (mybroadband.co.za)

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