· Geektacular pinup queen Brooke Burke shows off her baby bump in a bikini. Not that anyone would notice it below those other two bumps she's always showing off. (wwtdd.com)

· Predictably for this time of year, there's still more fretting over sexy Halloween costumes, this time from Houston. Don't worry, it will all be over soon. (chron.com)

· Condom sales have spiked in South Korea ever since their neighbors to the North decided to get cute with their nuclear program. But if you're worried about the world ending, why bother with the condoms? (wcbstv.com)

· First it was disabled strippers, now it's old dudes in their seventies taking it all off. They're going to drive those poor Chippendales dudes out of business. (sptimes.com)

· Don't believe what they say about the natural occurance of homosexuality in the animal kingdom? Would a photo of two male giraffes getting it on change your mind? You've been warned. (nhm.uio.no + .pdf image @ nature.com)

· Researchers struggle to understand "sexsomniacs"—people who try to fuck while sleeping. What's to understand? No one wants to let a good night's rest get in the way of a little nookie. (yahoo.com)

· Note to spammers: Don't send your penis pill messages from your Hotmail account. We guess those stiffs at Microsoft are not fans of the porn. (xbiz.com)

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