· When you're a supermodel like Helena Christensen, you don't just take your clothes off for nothing. You do it for the art, man. (omgblog.com)

· In case you didn't make it to Barcelona's Erotic Film Festival last week, a few who did brought their cameras. It makes us wonder though: with all those naked people walking around, who has time for movies? (20minutos.es, via sexblo.gs; more coverage @ AVN)

· Headline of the day: "Man Reckons Santa-Playing Days Over After Indecency Arrest." Uh ... yeah, we reckon that too. (theindychannel.com)

· In an effort to get around prostitution laws, Korean men are now paying to have sex with inflatable dolls. That does make it harder for you to ask if she's a cop. (theregister.co.uk)

· Have you ever tried composing fiction with a giant butt plug in your ass? Sheesh ... talk about writer's block. (thestranger.com)

· Violet Blue explores Japanese nose abuse porn and asks the question "Did something bad happen to Japan's nose as a kid?" To which an astute 10ZenMonkeys reader responds, "Wasabi?" (10zenmonkeys.com)

· Oklahoma's attempt to regulate video games the same way they do porn gets shot down like a row of rampaging zombie robots. That's a good thing. (xbox.ign.com + gamasutra.com)

· Famed strip joint Spearmint Rhino is opening its first club in Scotland. It'll be just like Vegas, except you won't be able to understand a thing through those accents. (theherald.co.uk)

· No matter how many times we've seen it over the years, we continue to marvel at the talent displayed in this video. After all, it must take a lot of concentration to gush like that when you're talking to Jay Leno. (pornotube.com - thanks Courtney)

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