· Contrary to certain opinion, we don't think that Evangeline Lilly looks that bad in a bikini. Then again, we're probably the only ones who secertly fantasize about her hooking up with Hurley on "Lost" this season, so maybe we're not the best ones to ask. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· A politician is scandalized by a tell-all book describing her illicit affairs with several members of the Green Bay Packers. Wait ... actually, she wrote the book herself, because in Wisconsin being a groupie for the Packers actually gets you more votes. (cnn.com)

· Meanwhile, we may be part of that very small portion of the electorate who would be more likely to vote for a candidate accused of "subjecting
teenage girls to films showing horny warthogs humping." Then again, we're always more amused by desperate right-wing smear campaigns than outraged by them. (10zenmonkeys.com, more @ sexuality.about.com)

· Legend Video is the latest to adult company to be paid a visit by the FBI. Say, that reminds us ... we need to send our lawyer a Christmas card this year. (avn.com)

· Sex.com finally does something useful and will help Playboy give their goodies away. You can never have too many porn sites, after all. (sfgate.com)

· We know He-Man is just looking out for the kids with this overly-earnest PSA about sexual abuse, but how come after watching it we're the ones who feel violated? (YouTube, via popoholic.com)

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