· In a shocking discovery, The Bastardly uncovers a photo of Official 2006 Fleshbot Crush Object™ Keeley Hazell fully dressed! Gosh, we hope she isn't sick or anything. Just to be safe, here's a gallery of ass shots. (bastardly.com + doubleviking.com)

· Look, everyone, it's Jessica Simpson's cameltoe again ... now with video! (mediabom.be)

· Rest easy, folks. The new movie featuring Nicole Kidman as photographer Diane Arbus will contain plenty of full-frontal nudity. There will be no whitewashing of history here. (foxnews.com)

· Here's some more of those Flirt Vodka ads. We think this company might be trying to tell us something. (coolz0r.com)

· Michael Lucas isn't done trying to make everyone in New York City a porn star, and now he wants your help. Be an extra in "La Dolce Vita" and you can tell your parents you were in bona fide gay porn movie! (gawker.com)

· Things are getting heated over at Wonkette today over a not-terribly-convincing photo of jingoistic poster gal Michelle Malkin allegedly going wild in her college days, though we think there would've been a lot more to get excited about had someone used Photoshop to make something a little more interesting than a fake bikini shot. (wonkette.com)

· Finally, the problem of wrinkled bras is gone forever. We have a feeling some guy has already found a use for this that the manufacturer never thought of. (audio warning @ drdynamics.com, via badadvice.typepad.com)

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