· McDonald's new "Feel The Beef" ad campaign in China pushes the boundaries of good taste ... much like the burgers they're trying to sell. (Zing!) (shanghaiist.com)

· Would you give up sex for the chance to live to be 100? Go ask a 100-year-old about the last time they got some action and then get back to us. (news.com.au)

· A man in England received over 200 calls in one day when his cell phone number was mistakenly printed in a phone sex ad. The good news is he made $4.95 per minute. (bbc.co.uk)

· This story about Justin Timberlake and his fabulous sex life would be pretty stupid if it weren't for the fantastic headline: "We like sex! Why to get married?" Couldn't have said it better ourselves! (hindustantimes.com)

· If you're a fake cop posing as a fake prostitute to extort money from potential johns, try not to spring your trap on a real cop. You're better off being a real prostitute at that point. (news10now.com)

· That's the trouble with using sex to sell clothes—the clothes always get in the way. Maybe they should take a lesson from these guys. (fresh99.com, via swbu.blogspot.com + adrants.com)

· A writer actually sits down and tries to solve the art vs. porn dilemma. Hey, as long as there's boobies we're good either way. (netribution.co.uk)

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