As demonstrated earlier this week, the best job in the world (after Gawker Media lackey, of course) is being a pizza delivery man. Why? Because every time you get in your little Honda Civic to take a large pepperoni to some hot, horny woman who just happens to be home all alone, it's guaranteed sex. It's not even a question. Open the door and bang .... you're in. It's almost too easy, as the folks at Big Sausage Pizza prove time and again with this post-jump montage of their best drivers in action. If you've ever wondered why your pizza orders always seem to arrive late, then maybe you should be giving bigger tips.

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