· We haven't actually heard her spin, but we still think that Aria Giovanni might be the best DJ in the world. (doubleviking.com)

· Hot on the heels of the custom stripper poles comes the Penthouse shoe collection. Wait ... their models wear shoes? (avn.com)

· According to Asian Sex Gazette, the only thing keeping Pakistan's failing movie houses in business is pornography. It wouldn't hurt to try a similar business model here in the U.S. (asiansexgazette.com)

· We don't care what our silly Gawker brethren say: for a blog written by a woman with two vaginas, we think the name "Box Set" is pretty inspired. (ihavetwovaginas.blogspot.com)

· Community protests shut down the Pure Pleasure Mega Center bookstore. The Pure Pleasure Boutique that opened just down the street with the same phone number is just a coincidence. (courier-journal.com)

· Great ... even stuffed animals are getting in on the penis enlargement craze. How did the spammers even get their email addresses? (sillytown.com)

· One final disturbing image to send you off with this Friday. Do not get into a pissing contest with these guys. You might get killed. (YouTube)

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