We've previously discussed the concept of having sex in space—but assuming you and your horny astronaut friends actually get into orbit, how exactly are you supposed to make it happen? Always eager for a teachable moment, SexTutor.com examines the logistics and offers some gravity-defying solutions that address both the problems - and the advantages - of weightless fucking. Tempting as it may be, do not try this at home because unless your Ph.D. in astrophysics knows something we don't, these positions are pretty much impossible here on Earth. Our only question is: Is it too late to become a test pilot for NASA?

· Sex in Space - Sex Positions (sextutor.com)

Previously: Sex In Space?, DVD: 'Fucking in the Name of Science', UFO(s) and Sex, Intergalactic Love, Naked Klingon Women, Hardcore Alien Porn, "Battlestar Galactica"

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