· England's Prince Harry has a boobtastic time while hanging out with friends. It's good to be third in line to be the king. (thesun.co.uk, picture via idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· She's old enough to be your (great-)grandmother, but Dr. Ruth Westheimer still knows more about sex than you do. Another reason to respect your elders. (canada.com)

· How do you tell if that hot lady elf beside you in World of Worldcraft is actually a dude? "The fact that they are scantily clad is a huge clue." Also, if the character seems distracted by her own boobies, that might be a tip-off too. (msnbc.msn.com)

· If you have ever pondered over things like "who used the first dildo?", then this should give you some more to think about. If the cucumber fits ... (xtra.ca)

· Thailand claims to be among the top five nations in the world when it comes to online porn. Their parents must be very proud; we know ours are. (bangkokpost.com)

· Breast implants can serve many purposes, including stopping Hezbelloh rocket attacks. Wonderful stuff, that silicon. (yahoo.com)

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