As my last major milestone was my First Communion (and we know how that turned out, ladies. Ladies?) I derive pleasure from the General Foods International Coffees Moments of other people's lives.

That's why it's such a joy to share the data of the opening of Monica Mayhem's spice route. Crack (pun intended but not necessary) journalist that I am, I have not corroborated this news with federal authorities or Ms. Mayhem's clergy, but the devilish vixen is said to have performed her first anal scene in a three-way with a fellow named Dez and the tasty Alaura Eden. The movie is called "Skin" and was released yesterday.

Mayhem leaked (pun not intended) the news to fans on her website. "It is my first and only anal scene ever," the temptress from Oz said. Might her being newly blonde have had anything to do with it?- G. Ponante

· Monica Mayhem (monicamayhem.com)
· Platinum Blue Productions (platinumblueproductions.com)

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