So you think you have it in you to write a sex story steamy enough to ruin the pants of anyone who reads it? Then fire up your electronic typewriter thingy and get to work on a submission for the third BetterSex Erotic Fiction Contest. You shouldn't buy the "win $2,000 dollars and quit your day job to become a full-time erotic author" shtick, but the grand prize is a nice chunk of change and it would be good practice for your writing chops. Plus, it's just fun to sit around and think up euphemisms for the word "fuck." Trust us when we say that never gets boring.

· BetterSex Erotic Fiction Contest 3 (bettersex.com, via wired.com)
· Thumbnail via CinemaCowgirl (@ Flickr)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive, Sex Blogger Outed, CyberDyke, Pulp Erotica, "Project Runway" Slash, More! More! More! Sexy Podcasts, Meet Rachel Kramer Bussel, "Star Wars" Sex Fiction

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