· Heidi Klum takes some sexy semi-naked pictures for Jane magazine. Wait ... she got naked for Jane? We told you women's magazines get all the good stuff. (video @ janemag.com + photos @ egotastic.com)

· If a guy can turn a red paperclip into a house, imagine what you could do with 120 X-rated DVDs? You could probably own a small country by the end of the year. (takemypornplease.wordpress.com)

· Unfortunately, WXXX in Burlington, Vermont, is not the all-porn radio station you've been hearing about. That's why in this contest, everyone loses. (Gawker)

· Only in France do people get up in arms about a beach that isn't topless. They aren't just anti-America, their country is literally the opposite of this one. (telegraph.co.uk)

· If you think Hummer drivers are screwing this planet, why not give them a taste of their own medicine. Remember, it's important to always use protection, so please wear your seat belt. (ihumpedyourhummer.com)

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