· To start off your week, here are some photos from a recent bikini and lingerie show in South Beach, Florida ... also known as "another boring Friday in South Beach." (doubleviking.com)

· The AVN Awards will be moving to a bigger home next year: the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. So plan on losing your money to a different casino this time around. (avn.com)

· Cops say that a gang of Viagra-stealing thieves have risen up to terrorize pharmacies in Brazil. It seems that no matter how tight the authorities squeeze, these hardened criminals just won't bend. (reuters.com)

· Our New Year's resolution: sign up for yoga classes. So what if it's almost August? (flabber.nl)

· The easily entertained should get a few minutes of pleasure out of the Autoslut, although it does help if you enjoy hearing dirty talk from a Speak-n-Spell. (stealporn.com)

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