Of the ten submissions chosen as finalists last week in Babeland's Project Sex Toy 2006 competition, we're especially intrigued by the Octopussey: an "eight-armed silicone sex toy that can become whatever you want it to be" that tickles us as much for the endless pervy permutations it promises as for the fact that it reminds us of one of our favorite "Drawn Together" episodes. (Then again, that Duette vibrating pleasure ring looks pretty snazzy as well. Sure beats trying to retrofit one of those old fashioned joy buzzers when we're feeling a little lonely.)

· Project Sex Toy Finalists (babeland.com)
· "One Ring to Rule Them All" (seattlest.com)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archives, Sex Toy of the Week: The DilStick, Sex Toy of the Week: The JackHammer, Alien Dildos, Talking Head Vibrators

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