While it was abundantly apparent that Stormy Daniels was standing right in front of me at today's Adult Novelty Expo (to which insiders refer as Dildopolis) here in Los Angeles, she is always thinking a few days ahead. She will visit North Carolina for four days starting on Thursday to aid victims of North Carolina's overwhelming humidity by taking her clothes off.

The ANE (pronounced like "Annie" and not like "kick me in the ane") is about the 17th event at which Daniels has been present this week, dutifully taking snapshots beside people wearing lanyards and wristbands.

"How many photos have you taken by people like me?" I asked.

"About a million," she said sweetly.

· Adult Novelty Expo (adultnoveltyexpo.com)
· Stormy Daniels (clubstormydaniels.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

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