· The Condom Grandma is here to remind you to never leave the house without your rubbers. Just put them in your wallet, next to the Viagra. (theage.com.au)

· Apparently there are a few of you out there who still consider Mischa Barton to be a sex symbol. Maybe these new (and possibly retouched) nipple slip photos will help convince the rest of you? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· It must be hard to be pop star Robbie Williams. He has so much sex while on tour that he had to start a journal just to keep track of all his groupies. Now that's devotion to your fans. (lse.co.uk)

· The Denver Post's "Pornopolis" series continues, with the shocking revelation that some people are not fans of adult entertainment. We believe these people are referred to as "deceased." (denverpost.com)

· "The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs." We'll take "The Rapists" for $300, Alex. (independentsources.com)

· It's a familiar problem: cheap foreign labor entering the country and taking the jobs of hard working AmericansAustralian sex workers. Even the Aussies can't stop it, and their country has a built-in moat. (Sploid)

· Finally, a video treat to get you going this Monday morning. With a sound system like this, who needs Barry White? (Google Video)

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