· This is just ... well, actually we don't know what this is. We do know that nacho cheesy goodness will never taste quite the same again. (tokyoundressed.blogspot.com)

· A man robbed an adult store in North Carolina not for the cash in the register or a truckload of DVDs, but for a life-size Marilyn Monroe doll. Sounds like the perfect crime. (fox21.com)

· Imagine you're a young boy buying an NBA game for your PSP at Wal-Mart, but when you put the disc in all you end up playing is porn. Pretty cool until your dad decides to be a buzzkill and call a lawyer. (wilmingtonstar.com)

· Real estate brokers in New York City try a new tactic: skin and lots of it; which is odd because most New Yorkers would gladly give up sex for a doorman and a view of the river. (nytimes.com, registration required)

· Just a wee reminder to show us that you care by taking a tiny little four question survey. You wouldn't want someone else to get your chance to win an iPod Shuffle, would you? (Er, don't answer that.) (surveymonkey.com)

· Police in Suffolk, England take a page from your mother's handbook and remind you to always have on clean underwear - especially if you're prone to passing out drunk with your skirt over your head. (bbc.co.uk, via adrants.com)

· Sex workers fight for their rights in Las Vegas. Wow, if hookers think the laws are too strict in Vegas, what hope can the rest of us possibly have? (heraldonline.com)

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