· All that talk about Shiloh and Namibian orphans just goes right over our filthy little heads, but finally here's an Angelina Jolie story worthy of our attention: nude pregnancy photos. Boy, Anderson Cooper sure dropped the ball on that one! (nationalledger.com + Defamer)

· Former Vivid contract girl India has released an album (er, of music) called "Role Play." Hey, if a fake pornstar like Paris Hilton can do it, why can't a real one? (avn.com)

· Ladies, do you agree with this statement: "I want to be virtuous and at the same time, please myself like a whore"? If so, then these new "backless knickers" were made just for you. Also, please leave your contact info in the comments section. (ndesamim, via knickersblog.com)

· Meanwhile fellas, if you're looking for a little more coverage in your underpants give these inflatable shorts a try. A pump is included, but it's more fun when you have a friend to blow them up for you. (cocoon1.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Swedish weather girl Tone Bekkestad is in trouble for some "scandalous" shots that were featured in a men's magazine. It's kind of adorable that these tame photos would raise such a stink. We thought you were cool, Sweden! (thelocal.se + slitz.se)

· Pamela Anderson will be taking her clothes off (again) to show her support for animal rights. So this time she's actually got a reason. (sfgate.com)

· Finally, None of our (many) World Cup boobies posts will infect your computer with a virus or leave you vulnerable to hackers. That's the Fleshbot promise. (bbc.co.uk)

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